Fortnite

A game males with small genitals play

girl1: i kinda wanna have a one nite stand with jimmy..
girl2: he plays fortnite
girl1: nevermind

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fortnite

gay ass people playing a gay as game:)

“you wanna play fortnite with me?”

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Fortnite

Unrealistic sandbox game. This is a great game if you want your kid to get autism.

8 year old (don't worry, I got you, 9 year olds): "oH hI mArK!" *slurps soda extremely loud* "wAnNa pLaY FORTNITE?!?!?"

other 8 year old: "The fuck you say to me, you little shit?!"

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Fortnite

A game that gives a total fuck you to the people who paid $60 for the pre-order but mostly made up out of 10 years old kids, virgins, broke peeps, no life's. And fills your Snapchat with "Victory Royale!" Posts so mind as well delete your Snapchat.

Here are some examples:
10 Year Old Kids: *Dies* AWEEE U FAG UR MOM GAY KYS

Gf: Hey babe. Put it in my butt?
Bf: Nah dude I'm playing fortnite and anyways they got a better ass then you.

Pubg Player: Bro buy Pubg.
Fortnite Player: Nahhh bruh I'm a broke nibba.

Person who has life: Have you been laid yet my dude?
Fortnite Player: I jerked off to a golden scar does that count?

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Fortnite

A building and shooting game for Xbox one, ps4, and pc. Favored by autistics, 12 year olds, gays, and 30 year olds. All the non players realize its is super cancerous.

Joe-Do you want to play fortnite?
Bill-Nah, im straight.

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fortnite

A common free game played by Virgins or broke people
Its free but the point is to make you fucking lose all your friends

"I raged like shit while playing fortnite yesterday"

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Fortnitable

Similar to cockable, but when one is a fortnite.

Bro my grandpa is cancer free, this is so fortnitable!

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