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A soft penis inside your trousers. A penis at rest.
At work he keeps his trouser gerbil in his pants.
This women is not hot enough to awaken his trouser gerbil.
A person who is naturally an overly confident pest in every situation when In reality they are actually a loser.
No ones laughing with you everyone’s laughing at you, you fuckin gerbil squeezer
When you're smoking a bowl and a hot ember flies down your throat and burns you.
Man, I hit that bowl and got a fucking hot gerbil!
phone sex techinque most often used by the homosexual population
" Man that was really hot on the phone last night, you really got me with the Verbal Gerbil!"
A tall gangily skinny guy that is awkward and clumsy. It is assumed he has small undersized balls, similiar in size to a gerbil's balls.
That nerdlinger was trying to play soccer but took a ball in the nuts, but he was ok vecause he had gerbil balls.
1. A person unable to wrap their minds around the fact that you don't need a gym membership to be or stay in shape.
2. An idiot or tool who frequents Gyms, mainly for the purpose of picking up on people.
3. A jerk who takes personal offense to persons lounging in comfy fitness wear.
4. One of those douches from "Jersey Shore"
Person#1: So I was at the Quik Stop getting a pack of smokes and I was totally getting the stink eye from some Treadmill Gerbil in under armor wear, probably because I was wearing my yoga pants, yanno the ones that my mom got me? The really comfy ones. And my reeboks.
Person#2: Ugh, I hate those people. I don't think they even know how to run off of a treadmill.
Person#1: Yeah...running down a street around a block might cause them to have a conniption, they'd probably stand on their front stoop wondering where the "start" button is.
When a person pinches anothers bum with his/her pointer finger and thumb.
I don't like when my husband gives me gerbil bites when I am going up the stairs!