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Calls you for nothing, texts you all the time, wants to see you, cries, gets jealous and over protective because she LOVES YOU.
I have a real girlfriend!
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Do you have a minecraft girlfriend
I did before I realised its my uncle.
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The girl who is always there for you no matter how far apart you are geographically. She treats you perfect no matter how stupid you are. She loves you through thick and thin. I love you Buttercup.
You are the perfect girlfriend
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A girl that takes care of her boyfriend with some maturity. Maybe cook some food when he is sad, cheer him up when he is down or encourage him when he feels insecure. This term challenges the common notion about a relationship where generally the man takes all the responsibility of his girlfriend and doesn't expect the same in return.
I would love a mommy-girlfriend to treat me with same love and affection as I would treat her
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Any girl who changes her image to fit that of their current boyfriend. These girls are generally very attractive but lack any interesting qualities. Some think they are gangsters, if dating a gangster. Some change into emo chicks or gearheads depending on the guy they are dating. These types are, ironically, far more likely to cheat on the guy they morph into. These types usually have none of their original friends left, and must start over with new friends every time she finds a new suitor, therefor, always keeps an eye out for something better. These are great girls to date for two or three months, because they are almost always fine, but will likely get with one of your friends afterward.
"watch out for that chameleon girlfriend, she's biting your style bad."
"She looks so different now because she's a chameleon girlfriend...new boyfriend."
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v. To hide any objects that you would rather your girlfriend not see. These objects usually include porn, childish things (dolls, small toys, etc), and Pokemon memoribilia. You can girlfriend-proof your car, room, house, and really just about anything. Similar to parent-proof
Mitch: Hey man want to play me in a Yu-Gi-Oh match?
Mike: Sorry dude I just got done girlfriend-proofing my room. All my cards are in a shoebox under my bed.
Mitch: Oh alright. Hey, did you remeber to take down your Justin Timberlake poster?
Mike: Oh shoot. Thanks for reminding me. I'll get home and take care of that right away.
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A male individual who talks or texts your girlfriend in large amounts, usually with increasing levels of annoyance. Usually this person is not worthy of stealing your girlfriend, just annoying the piss out of you. The difference between a cock block and a girlfriend intruder is that most of the time this person is a friend of yours and doesn't have the intention of stealing your girlfriend either, just being excessively annoying.
Josh: Dude. Whats up?
Brandon: Nothing much. Mike's such a girlfriend intruder
Kyle: Lets eat him.
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