tossing grits

That thing of when you shave your body hair off once per year and sell it.

I tossed my grits on craigslist and then used the money at tyhe stripclub.

I toss my grits to put my kids through college.

The reason I'm totally hairless is that I was tossing grits yesterday. At least my kids can stay in college.

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grit stew

When a "grit" ejaculates on his woman's chest and then spits his chew into his puddle of semen and then stirs it up with his dick

Crystal ima make some grit stew tonight!

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True grit

The scruffy stuble on a freshly shaved nut sack.

"Im LaBeef, you wanna see my true grit?"

"My true grit itches, my rooster cockburn must be acting up"

"She wants LaBeef, hes got the true grit"

The following demonstrates true grit:
"LUCKY NED!" (fires pistol into empty mine).

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Banging a grit

Smoking a cigarette.

"Dude I was wasted last night, I must have banged 20 grits"
or "I'm buzzin hard after banging a grit"

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grit rafters

of the cheating bastard "it's not a boat its a raft" variety - even though its obviously built from half a boat and has fixings for an outboard engine !

You seen those bloody cheating Grit Rafters got disqualified again !

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Cum Grits

The cum residue off a used dildo by improper cleaning.

Sally forgot to clean her dildo and now has left over goops of hardened cum all over it, otherwise known as cum grits.

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Cheese Grit

The singular form of cheese grits.

Yo, negroid. Gimmi dat Cheese Grit.

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