Stuck in Gum

This works best on a very hot day when the balls are hanging real low. While sitting down and wearing shorts, pull out your sack and pin it to the seat with your thumb. The stand up until the slack on your ball bag is taunt. This is when you say out loud, "hey look, I'm stuck in gum" fooling everyone into thinking that you sat in gum. It usually takes people a few seconds of staring at your bag until they realize what it is.

Instead of the predictable Hanging Brain trick, I mixed it up by doing a "Sat in Gum" trick at the bar last night.

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joke gum

Gum someone gives you to make you addicted to something or make your breath smell horrid; No matter what it always does something awful.Also see cum gum

Guy1: Hey, want some gum?
Guy2: Yeah, Sure!
Guy1: Ha ha, Now you're addcted to heroin!
Guy2:Hahahaha...*Shivers* I'm cold..

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Gum Dingers

The act of a woman inserting a male reproductive organ inside their mouth continuously in and out. Or in other words...a blow job

Bobby: Yo, we better be gettin some action at this party tonight bro!
Jake: Hell ya bro, these chicks love givin the Gum Dingers!

Eee By Gum

When you've just seen the worst ****ing NEA of your life.

*Opens up PowerPoint* - "Eee By Gum"

dragon gum

A woman with particularly hot breath who chews gum while sucking dick.

Bro, but that dragon gum last night though. or Let me get some of that dragon gum.

Gum switcharoo

When she’s about to give head and you have her take a price of gum. Then when you finish in her mouth she spits out the gum + cum. But it only looks like chunky cum (boba cum” and hence the term gum switcharoo

Would you be down to give me a gum switcharoo?
Yes sure. Do you have bubble gum or mint?

gum mob

a group of people asking for gum from one person. Usually started by a person who sees the chewer pop a piece in their mouth.

Chewer:wow, my breath smells, I need a piece of gum. (gets a pack out, and puts one in mouth)
Bob: can I have a piece?
Sue: Yeah, I wanna piece.
Joe: Hey, I need some gum.
Sam: Got any for me?
Chewer: Aghghhh, let this gum mob stop! I don't have anymore gum!