tranny heels

platform high heels that most transvestites would foam at the mouth for.

What did you do this weekend? Well, I picked up some awesome new tranny heels.

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Heels over Head

When a woman is laying on her back with her legs open and in the air during sexual intercourse.
Spin off of 'Head over Heels'.

Girl: "I'm straight Head over Heels for my man."
Other Girl: "Damn i'm just Heels over Head for mine...😏"

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Lesbian High Heels

A fine pair of Birkenstocks. That’s the original Birkenstock! Made in Germany since 1774 No smoke. No mirrors. No gizmos. You walk, the shoe molds to your foot. You feel good. We feel good. That’s the deal.

Imagene looks fantastic and comfortable in her lesbian high heels.

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went heels to Jesus

to wallpaper the closet, to put Percy in the play pan, to lay some pipe, to swing the axe

- The last time I laid some pipe?
- You know, wallpapered the closet, went heels to Jesus?
- You mean make love?
- Nah, just sex!

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head over heels

A moribund metaphor meaning "out of control in love." But, think about it. Aren't you head over heels every day? Shouldn't it be "heels over head in love"?

"Ah, she was nothing special. I'm only head over heels for Angelina. But I'm heels over head in love with Sandra."

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heel-toe express

The least preferred, but most often utilized, mode of transportation for city dwellers, kids without their lisences, college freshmen, and other carless people.

"Shit, how we gonna get to the packie?"

"Looks like we gotta take the ol' Heel-Toe Express"

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head over heels

when blow jobs are given in exchange for heels

Valley girls giving
Blow jobs for Louboutins
What you call that?
Head over heels

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