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Southampton Highschool

A high school located on the eastern end of Long Island, New York. 75% of the students look 5 years younger than their age and 100% of the faculty are homosexual. Over the years, Southampton HS has steadily become more and more soft as penalties for contraband such as Juuls become more severe and each senior class leaves, causing the junior grade, consisting of faggots, to become the new seniors. This process has resulted in what we now know as Southampton Highschool.

Principle: “what’s this? An empty juul pod? One week suspension

Student: “what the fuck? What a Southampton Highschool”

by Baby Zahn August 29, 2019


Mohegan Highschool

A school full of rat hoes fake scammers hypebeasts annoying ass teachers and nicotine addicts.

Everyone at my school vapes and the girls are hoes and there is a lot of fake scammers you go to Mohegan Highschool don’t you.

by Jaytoven October 6, 2019


Sensitive Highschooler

Not being able to take a joke and whining about it afterwards and begging for attention.

Toilet Man: You’re gay as hell
Poopybutthole: YOU HURT MY FEELINGS AND IM LEAVING THE SERVER IM PULLING A SENSITIVE HIGHSCHOOLER

by Poopybutthole February 12, 2021


marple highschool

Hell on earth. Legend says 90% of cum dumpsters have graduated from this school.

You see there's leaders and there's followers But I'd rather be a dick than a swallower

- marple highschool quote of the week

by steel enjoyer 69 April 22, 2022


Roswell HighSchool

the most sus highschool you will ever walk into.

person 1: Man E hall bathroom got no dividers on the urinals, Roswell HighSchool sus.

person 2: idk, I kind of like it.
person 1: BRO U SUS!

by 420VapeMaster69. November 10, 2020


palmyra highschool

Oh palmyra high school a mixture of kids from Riverton, Beverly and Palmyra. The melting pot of people usually ends in a fight once of year if your lucky. The little 7th and 8th graders running around the school being immature and screaming for no reason. The football team is ass occasionally but no matter how bad the football team is the stands will always be full on Friday night. Let's not forget about are Lady panthers the girls soccer team is better then the football team but hey it's all good. We don't take much pride in are spirit week but we always enjoy beating city on are annual homecoming game. Every good night ends with a late night trip to either the Wawa on board street or the dinner Rt 130. But when school ends everyone gathers at the palmyra or riverton train station to catch the river line down to Camden's BB&T to tailgate for country concerts but no one ever actually goes into a concert. The only car who isn't blasting country is palmyra's we're blasting rap music ;) and on 4th of July eveyone heads to Riverton to celebrate down at the river and walking around with are red solo cups wearing red white and blue or a palmyra soccer t-shirt.

Palmyra highschool is something else

by Millyrock00009 August 13, 2017


Greenway Highschool

Greenway Highschool is a Highschool in Coleraine, MN. It is known for doing nothing about bullying, which lead a kid to suicide, tea with teachers, drug doing, and selling in the school, getting -10’s and fix-it plans, shitty people, and problem children all come together. PluCome to learn, leave to live.

‘’Yooo, Greenway Highschool is absolutely jacked my guy’’
‘’Yeah.. but it’s still better than Rapids’’

by SchoolSucks2 January 26, 2021