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Formal request for receiving oral sex, while standing up.
Note: Receiver must be standing with 15 degrees of upright, to either side.
To whom it may concern,
I’m writing to express my interest in receiving a Hoover Upright on this night. If it behooves you to comply, please alert me post haste.
Sincerely,
Your Compatriot
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A person with a set of lips that resemble a vacuum cleaner.
A cocksucker that can attach thier lips to a dick with the force
of shop vac.
A woman who can cause instant ejaculation just by placing her
ample lips around a cock.
I just got the blowjob of a lifetime from hoover lips.
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This is the seaxual posistion where by you take your lady from behind as she leaning up against the kitchen table for support, there just so happens to be crums on the table from yesterdays garlic bread and pizza.
while you are bangin' away you put your hand over her mouth and nose hence stopping her from breathing.
then you release your hand and she after a short while and whilst is gasping for air she also sucks up the crumbs off the table just like a Hoover !
Mate .1: Pulled the Hoover Manouvere with Kirsty last night !
Mate .2 : No Way ! did she like it ?
Mate .1 : Not really, but i did !
Mate .2 : Fair play .... High 5 !
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A fake gang name that a desperately white boy made up. It means, "I got two vacuum cleaners"
"Hoover duce bitches!"
"Whats that?"
"It's my gang yo!"
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A risky act a man does 2 a partner during doggystyle intercourse in which the unexpecting "receiver" has their arms knocked from beneath them by the "giver" and the "giver" then rubs the "receivers" face into the carpet.
I pulled the "hoover maneuver" on her, now she has rugburn on her face.
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To hoover is to illegaly and dishonestly partake of another partygoers beverage because a)> you have no money to buy your own, b), tha thrill gives you an extra sexual frisson. techniques include asking a stranger what time the club you are in closes for the night, and as he thinks he might have made a new friend and begins to explain, you, or your "wingman", surreptitiously steal his/her drink and casually exit without the victim being aware said act has been performed
"I got so many hoovers last night, at least 20"
"only because I was your wingman"
"yeah you were like the red baron"
"want to go to subway"
{pause}
"yeah ok"
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When a young woman has sex 24-7 with a henry hoover, sometimes a partner is needed, prefferably a male with a Hetti hoover.
And then makes a video of it.
'Yo fish lips, do you wanna make some henry Hoover porn tonight?'
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