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Like chicks before dicks but better.
There's this boy i like, met him at the food court, he has hair like gretsky and he does jumps on his skateboard. Hope he asks me out, except I do not before my best friend likes him aswell and as we know. Uteruses before duderuses
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When your talking to a THOT and she ask you to go out but your friends want to hangout
You: Sup THOT
Her: hey you want to go to the movies
You: Sorry bros before hoes
Her mom: YOU WILL NOT TALK TO MY DAUGHTER LIKE THAT
Call ends
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the best movie that was ever made. tim burton is a genious, and always will be. i love this movie. always have and always will
Nice work, Bone Daddy...
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When a guy puts friends before women.
"Before Jimmy sexed Jenny, he put a call out to her boyfriend's answering machine saying they were doing it. Bros before hoes, dude!"
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A unique way to eat cereal invented by Lil Ignorant. Simply pour the milk before you pour the cereal then enjoy. Lil ignorant recommends you choose the cereal with the most sugar because he says it’s healthier for you.
I just recorded myself pouring the milk before cereal just like lil Ignorant now I’m going to be an a intelligent A+ student just like him.
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Nightmare Before Christmas is a work of art. Came out in 1993 and I have watched it since I was 3 years old. I grew up with the movie, as did many other people I know. Suddenly the 10th anniversary of the film's release in 2003 brings the love for this movie to the public masses, and was every kind of merchandise was sold at HotTopic. Now if it was anything else I would have said they sold out, but it was NBC so I didn't read too much into it, thinking the sales of NBC merchandise would just slowly decrease, but ever since then it has probably doubled. Now every little bull shiting emo asshole, and 12year old kid loves fucking NBC. (most of the time the Emo assholes are also 12 year olds, or just look like it.) So yea it should be amusing to witness the slaughter of Tim Burton's newest film Corpse Bride...ha, don't make me laugh.
Come one, come all, every 10 year old kid will be seeing Corpse Bride and if you don't...you won't be cool enough to be isolated from the popular kids you wish you were!
10 year old kid:NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS ROCKS!
me:*hits child in head with NBC dvd* Here take it, and actually watch it when you wake up.....
Stupid children
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Best damn movie EVER. Tim Burton and Harry Selick are some DAMN GENIUSES. Characters ROCK and Nothing can beat it out.
Kidnap the sandy claws, lock him up real tight, throw away the key and then, turn off all the lights!
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