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The act of an out-of-control vehicle sliding off an icy road into a roadside ditch. Also used to describe a vehicle that has done so, and is now stuck in deep snow.
I drove through a blizzard yesterday on the highway. I must have seen a dozen cars that hit the ditch on the way.
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A person who is of low class standards and/or a poor moral compass..a person who has caviar taste and a dippin dot budget.
Someone who conducts themselves like they have come out of a chicken house. Just nasty, stanky, and disrespectful.
OMG did you see how she was acting? That girl is such a ditch chicken.
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A benjo ditch is an Oriental solution for the toilet. It is little more than a ditch in which you deposit your waste.
The benjo ditch is also a practical answer, as the waste can be collected to be used as fertilizer.
If you're going to try to jump the benjo ditch... don't miss.
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This is when your wife/girlfriend/partner is shopping in a store, and they are trying something on that they like and want you to buy, but then when they come out of the dressing room you have mysteriously vanished.
Your partner will look around the store and not see you, and the husband chair will be cold and empty because you weren't sitting in it. This usually happens at malls, and you, assuming that you're a guy, have casually walked out to some store for yourself, or to grab a coffee.
Girlfriend: Hey hun I'm gonna try this shirt on it'll look so good on me!
Me: All right.
*Girlfriend goes in dressing room*
*I pull the casual ditch, and walk away from my girlfriend and her store to go grab a big ass cup of coffee because I look cool walking around with it and I need to wake up(sarcasm)*
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One who swims in ditches and/or lives in ditches.
Ditch mermaids are normally found in ditches the have recently been filled with rain water.
A ditch mermaid randomly swimming in a rain filled hole of some sort, eh?
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licking, the ring of the anus, or the whole ass crack. While your partner is prairie dogging. The ditch eater also inhales the odd fart from said prairie dogger. While enjoying a harty amount of "ditch".
That girls so hot....she'd make me a ditch eater
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