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what I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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Using the disabled arm of another male to give yourself a handjob.
I used Matt's disabled arm to give me a independent stranger
An ornamental dangly-bit for a necklace dat is intended to look cool/impressive all on its own, regardless of what other jewelry and/or garments dat da wearer is sporting.
A nice simple crystal bauble hangin' from an elegant chain can be super-attractive just in and of itself, without any supplementary decorations; it will be independant.
When you have enough money not to work, but have a minimal budget.
A: “I have achieved financial independence!”
B: “ Yeah, independently broke. Enjoy your ramen noodles.”
A group of men who are buzzing ready to whip it out at any moment in time.
Amy: Who did you call to clean the gutters.
Trisha: The Independents got all up in my gutters.
Someone too utterly blind of the realities of the world to actual pick a side, while acting smug about it.
Mary is an independent who weighs all politics equally. She also didnt vote and has no idea who her local rep is.
The term Pedro I of Brazil said after giving a speech that declared the Empire of Brazil's independence. Portuguese: Independência ou Morte
Pedro I: Independência ou Morte! (Independence or Death!)