surf and turf

Vaginal and anal intercourse, whether sequentially by one person or simultaneously by two. Surf is for the shrimpy front, turf is the for the soil and fertilizer in the rear.

After wining and dining her on champagne, steak and lobster, he was looking forward to returning with her to his place for the surf and turf dessert.

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Surf Punks

Possibly the best band of all time!! Lyrical geniuses who were the epitome of what great musicians can do when they put their minds to it (in their spare time)during exposure to every preservative this planet has to offer.

Dude!
Remember back in the 80's when we went to those Surf Punks concerts in L.A.!!! They were the Bomb!!!!

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shoulder surfing

Chat-chat, talking without intent; meanwhile eye-cruising.

Whatever girl, she could be talking to George, but she would be looking at Jim, and the whole time she was thinking about Steve. Y'know, shoulder surfing.

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Surf and Turf

Boomer here. It used to be a really nice steak cooked to perfection and lobster with lots of butter. Going out to surf and turf was great eating.

Let’s do out for Surf and Turf at Red Lobster.

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tube surfing

to balance (hands-free) while riding the subway in London, which is called the tube (hence, tube surfing)

"Right mate, we were kicked off the bloody tube for tube surfing"

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Can Surfing

The art of web surfing on a cell phone so as not to get bored while on the toilet.

so I was can surfing yesterday and there was an article on CNN.com about people dropping friends off at the pool...

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Chain Surfing

Chain Surfing happens when someone is surfing the internet, sees an "interesting" link then opens it in a new tab or new window (who the heck still opens in a new window?). The person briefly checks the new tab/window then stumbles upon a new link and then opens it in a new tab/window. The person will keep repeating the process until he realizes that he is now looking up nazism and he has wasted more than 30 minutes reading random stuff not really related to the original website. This usually happens on wikipedia, youtube, cracked, etc.

1.)

xkcd.com/214

2.)

A- "Hey, look up info on the digestive system while I go use the bathroom."

B- "Okay."

(after 20 minutes)

A- What did you get?

B- I ended up watching Kermit the frog. Didn't get shit done.

A- You were chain surfing again!?! Paper's due tomorrow!

B- Blame wikipedia.

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