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A post diarrhea, somewhat chafed rusty bullet hole
Last night's Ruby Murray has got me sitting on a Japanese Flag today
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A sweet exotic beverage achieved by landing a smoked sardine followed by a ping pong ball from a slant eyed oriental vigina into a martini glass.
OMG Jonny! I can't believe Daniel made that Japanese Cocktail on the corner of Dundas street last night!
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When a female has her period while wearing white pants or skirt.
When she bent over to get her pen, the boys were treated to her japanese flag.
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What you call your sheets after you rail a girl so hard she bleeds all over them.
I made that girl buy me new sheets after she turned mine into Japanese flags.
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this is when the mans lover spreads nutella chocolate spread onto his bollocks and then licks it off!
"I do love good japanese profiteroles" - jesus
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Cars that do not rust away because they are made entirely of plastic. For this reason they are entirely inferior to cars produced by the likes of the Ford Motor Company and General Motors. Often times these cars will be "modded" to make them faster. This futile effort has lead to the creation of the most hideous cars ever seen on the face of this planet. Wings the size of a pool table, body kits that try to create the illusion that the car has been lowered, and neon lights are installed to create horsepower boosts and improved traction and handling. Examples of Japanes cars include the Mitsubishi Lancer, which is produced by the same company that in World War II produced fighter planes that the Japanese Imperial Navy used to attack and kill American pilots. Lately the Japanese have been trying to make pickup trucks and Sport-utility vehicles, but they suck at it just like they suck at everything else. An example of this is the Honda Element, which is in the top 5 for ugliest car ever, and the Honda Ridgeline, the most useless truck ever.
Let's play tug of war between my F350 and your ridgeline. Then later we can drag race my Shelby Cobra mustang against your Civic. Come to think of it, I'll have my F-150 lighting race the civic. The look on your face when you lose a race to a pickup truck will be priceless. Japanese cars are a joke.
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all the other definitions of japanese girls being slutty is a lie. Japan might actually be one of the most conservative countries besides maybe china or korea when it comes to relationships and sexuality. it's only a few groups of people from japan that produce porn and such that makes people in america think that japanese girls are slutty. this stereotype is very false among regular girls. most girls are kind, passive and shy.
A: wow she's really helpful and smart. who is she?
B: oh she's that new japanese girls Yuka
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