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Definition by most, would be a brainwashed, drug-addicted, white trash, overweight, face-painted, dumbass loser faggot who worships ICP.
I for one am a juggalo and I don't fit that description. I live in suburbia and my family is quite rich. I have never been abused or beaten in anyway and my parents treat me really well. I don't fight with my family like some douchebag loser who can't respect those who have given him life. I have good grades in school, all A's and B's and I generally do very well on standardized tests. I am not on any drugs and I have never committed a crime.
I am the true vision of what a juggalo is. When Violent J envisioned juggalos, I would be a good example of what he wanted. I enjoy and feel ICP's music, which is why I chose to become a juggalo. I don't hate people who aren't juggalos, as most of my friends are not juggalos. I'm generally nice and trustworthy to people and have a very positive outlook on life. Also, I'm open minded and I embrace individuality and thinking for yourself. I don't just follow everything ICP say and do (they dissed Dr. Dre, but Dr. Dre is one of my favorite rappers). I don't hate unless I'm hated on.
Many people claim to be juggalos these days, but few actually are. I often hear of ICP shows where trash is left everywhere and people are beaten and raped. Those amongst the group of fans at the show who committed such acts are not juggalos, they are assholes. For those of you who hate juggalos because of what you think they are, I don't blame you. Many supposed "juggalos" these days are nothing more than fakes. But just to let you know, there are true juggalos out there, juggalos like me, who aren't douchebags.
guy 1: Hey look at that juggalo beating down that defenseless man.
guy 2: those people disgust me.
juggalo: what the fuck, I'ma stop this fucker.
*runs over to supposed "juggalo" and kicks his ass. Then he helps the assaulted man up.*
You alright man?
assaulted man: yeah, I'm fine, thanks man, that juggalo was probably going to kill me.
juggalo: that's not a juggalo, he's just some fake ass loser. He can sport all the facepaint he wants and listen to Psychopathic Records all his life, but he will never be a juggalo.
assaulted man: oh really, are you sure about that?
juggalo: Yeah I'm sure, if he's beating down defenseless people than he truly doesn't understand what a juggalo is.
assaulted man: How do you know all this?
Juggalo: Because I'm a juggalo, a real juggalo.
assaulted man: Oh, well you don't seem like a bad guy, maybe I was wrong about you juggalos.
*they shake hands and part ways. The two guys who watched as the fake juggalo beat down the man now sit silent, thinking about what had transpired in front of them. They now have a new view on juggalos, a positive view, and will no longer stereotype juggalos as redneck-moron-douchebags.*
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Amazing group of people. A lot of people hate on them. But they consider themselves all family which is really cool. Juggalo's may not have a good education but they arn't dumb. Some Juggalos actually have a really good education and they're not all drugies. so quit judging. Juggalos respect everyone untill they give them a reason not to. They listen to music by ICP, Psycopathic Rydas, Dark Lotus, Violent J, Blaze Ya Dead Homie. Ect.
Hey do you see that guy over there.
Yeah? Is he a juggalo?
Yes he is.
Oh that's good
Sure is.
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Stereotyped standards: Goth/gangster group, nearly worship ICP, wear a lot of Hatchet gear, drink sickening amounts of Faygo, and simply don't give a fuck about anything anyone has to say (This applies to true hearted Juggalos)
Common nicknames: Ninja, Juggalo, Juggalette, Lette, Lo, etc.
Juggalos are not as horrid as most UD definitions state. Juggalos are about the family, homies, and Living life not caring what bullshit someone throws at you. Yes they drink Faygo and love ICP regardless of what a small-dicked asshole has to say about it. If Juggalos cared what people said would there be over 100,000 Juggalos in the US alone and with popularity flourishing in the UK? I'm not even a Juggalo and I'm sick of all the shit people post about them in a fit of stupidity filled rage. Honestly, the Juggalos I've met are incredibly nice and have never once judged me. So ask me to choose between a Guido (which is more acceptable by society) and a Juggalo and I'd choose the Juggalo any day. Maybe Guidos got fashion and muscle, but the Juggalos would have my back before any of those pussy ass Guidos would.
Person A: Ew, look at that Juggalo over there.
Person B: What's wrong with the Juggalos?
Person A: I don't know, I've only heard bad things about them.
Person B: Then doesn't that kind of make you a bit prejudice? You don't know that Juggalo. They could be awesome.
*Person A and B talk to the said Juggalo*
Person A: Wow! They were really nice, a little rough around the edges... Why do people talk so much shit?
Person B: People suck, that's why. And it's probably why he's still a Juggalo.
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1. A cult consisting of white trash kids who paint their faces like clowns and often listen to ICP and Twizted. They are often found referring to each other as "family" and their mating call is "Whooooop! Whoop!"
2. Disappointed parents.
Normal Guy 1: "Yo, man! Did you see that group of Juggalos?"
Normal Guy 2: "Yeah, they smelt like shit and I bet they have some pretty disappointed parents."
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Basic Origin of the word:
In 1993, during a live performance of the song "The Juggla"
from the album Carnival of Carnage, Bruce addressed the audience
as Juggalos, and the positive response resulted in the group
using the word thereafter.....
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In a 2005 interview, Shaggy 2 Dope explained that you could be
a Juggalo and not even listen to ICP and that A Juggalo is
a frame of mind and shit and that he was a Juggalo before
ICP. You don't even to have to fuckin' necessarily listen to
Psychopathic Records at all to be a Juggalo.
Juggalos are Juggalos.
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a juggalo is an individual guided by the light who knows
who they are and what they want to be they recognize that the path
to shangri-la requires an open mind and that they should not judge
as they are part of a family they love their family as if they would
their own blood if not more so they believe that what you do comes
back in a strong systematic believe system based on karma they are
also ninjas they have no fear do not fear the unknown and embrace the
wonders of the world around them and the differences in othersthey
are in less words survivors nothing can bring them down they are
humans and recognize their flaws they strive to change the things
they can controls and seek strength for the things they can not they
cherish the teachings of their ancestors and the family that have
fallen before them they are full of love because with love there is
unity and strength love can not hurt or seek to destroy with love
in their heart love for their family and love for the carnival they
strive to find the path for shangri-la
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The Boogieman of Mill City once said
being a juggalos isn't about being a "fan" of icp...
j and shaggs are juggalos themselves... being a juggalo is about
individuality... no one is ever fully accepted in this world...
and juggalos just don't give a fuck... so we sling our faygo,
jam to the wicked shit, and wave our middle fingers to the legions
of hypocrites, haters, and rich ass bitches trying to bring us
down... everyone in this world is so quick to judge... the close
minded percentage of the population hears the "cuss words"
in icp's music and automatically labels them "satanic" or "trash"...
but icp's music is laden with messages you bitches never stop to
hear... the "bad language" just weeds out the listeners that could
never be juggalos anyways... juggalos are opposed to bigotry and
domestic violence... we see the world from a much different angle...
and we have the ability to look past petty stereo-types
and prejudices... juggalos come in all shapes, sizes, colors,
and races... and still we are not like you... we look different,
we talk different, and we act different... we have no need to
impress... you put on your fake smile and your fancy suit...
you go to work and lick your boss' ass crack... and make small
talk with your "friends" and talk shit about them in the same
breath... and you go home to your wife and kids and you kiss them
with the lips you been sucking on your assistant's tits with...
and you continue to live in your utterly corrupted fake world...
juggalos live in the real world... we say what we mean and we mean
what we say... we don't front for anyone... and you will never change
us... but of course... to fully understand what a juggalo is...
you must truly be one... I'll be a juggalo 'til my very last breath.
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Being a juggalo is about being yourself and being part of a family that will always except you for that
if your a juggalo your part of a family and that family has your back no matter what and will help you with anything to the best of their ability
we look out for one another being a homie is giving a ninja the shirt off your back just cause that mother fuckers cold or some shit
being a juggalo is less complicated of a concept then you think but at the same time just out of your comprehension range if your not one
but if you are one you always were and when you start using the title is around the time you realize it juggalos are born its like a genetic abnormality
were different if you dontl ike us fuck you basically because weve got you in numbers fuck gangs were not a gang and never were there are homies that rep shit
and thats cool its part of who they are and thats where it ends a crip and blood could be the best of friends providing theyre family youve got your rydaz now those mother fuckers arent to be messed with
man its the gangters weve got em too but the difference is a gangster juggalo will kill you just because he wants to see you bleed for no reason not like pussy suburbian white boy gangsters like there are everywhere else
youve got your hippy juggalos and your pacifist juggalos but ninja dont fuck with the pacifists either because you gotta remember homie the rydas is family..
in short we vary there are a million different types of juggalos and we all except each other being a juggalo means that you dont give a fuck family is family and if the rest arent down fuck em
When I die show no pity
send my soul to Juggalo city
dig my grave six feet deep
and put two matches at my feet
put two hatchets on my chest
and tell my homies i did my best
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A Juggalo is a person (male or female, there is no such thing as a Juggalette, except to be a Juggalo's Hoe. I will explain in a moment.)
They listen to Insane Clown Posse, Twiztid, AnyBody Killa, and basically everyone else in Psychopathic Records.
But they don't even nessecarily have to fuckin listen to Psychopathic to be a Juggalo.
Juggalo is a state of mind, a way of life. A true Juggalo will stand up for their family, blood or homies, and protect them to the end. They (SHOULD) follow God and love Him.
The term Juggalo came from the group Insane Clown Posse. The word Juggalette is also used by ICP to describe female Juggalos, but they did not create the word Juggalette.. That word was created by the fans.
A Juggalo enjoys wearing Hatchetman accessories and such things like hoodies, hats, shirts, etc. with the Joker Card characters on them (Look up The Six Jokers Cards if you dont know what they are, please.)
A Juggalo is often misunderstood because of the use of slang language, cusswords, and rude remarks. But really, we are just people.
That guy is wearing a hatchetman necklace and is walking with a bunch of people. He must be a Juggalo.
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A follower of the musical group ICP. A member of the Fam. Just to clarify, ANYONE WHO CALLS THEMSELVES A JUGGALO AND THEN KILLS\RAPES\HARMS SOMEONE IS NOT A TRUE JUGGALO. Juggalos are about respecting yourself, and your Fam. Juggalos are not about hurting people, or commiting crimes. Juggalos tend to back up the things that they say, and if your a poser, or a "Juffalo" don't bother trying to mingle. It wont happen.
Juggalo 1: I can't believe that Jacob Robida kid killed all those people.
Juggalo 2: Me either dude. He's not really fam if he claimed to be a Juggalo, and then went and killed people.
Juggalo 1: I know man, thats not what were about.
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