Lazy as fuck

That's you, you worthless bastard. A person who is so lazy he needs someone to send LMGTFY for LMGTFY.

You are lazy as fuck; you would die in starvation if food stops falling to your mouth.

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Lazy Beard

A beard grown not for an aesthetic purpose but merely because the person wearing it has not gotten around to shaving.

A: Growing a beard for winter?
B: Nah, it's just a lazy beard...I'll shave it once I figure out where I put my razor.

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Lazy Rhinoceros

The lazy rhinoceros is when the male companion passes out during sex, and the horny female companion straps a dildo to said male's forehead and proceeds to fuck the shit out of it.

Quinton - "Dude, I blacked out mid-sex last night."
Chris - "Yeah, I know. Helen gave you the Lazy Rhinoceros!"

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Lazy Bum

1) A great name to call a friend who intentionally avoids social interaction, sports, or anything else involving physical or mental exertion.

2) Like a street bum, only lazier. The kind of bum you wouldn't mind harassing just for kicks.

3) Someone who manipulates younger peers and/or acquaintances in order to accomplish minor tasks.

Mike: Why don't you come outside and shoot some hoops with me, John?
John: Sorry dude, I want to level up on Rune Scape. Maybe later.
Mike: Gawd, you lazy bum -- get off you're ass and get some exercise!

---65% of every bum is a lazy bum.

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Lazy Susan

A sexual position involving a stool, 2 men, and a woman. The woman is positioned comfortably lying on the stool either supine or prone. The 2 men pleasure themselves simultaneously, one with the woman's mouth, the other with either her vagina or anus. This also assist in balancing the woman on the stool. The term describes the rotating of the woman by spinning the stool when the men desire to trade orifices.

"Hey JM, we should totally Lazy Susan that hot girl at work!"

"You might want to clean that stool off before you sit on it. Tom and I Lazy Susan'd your mom last night".

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Lazy lob

A semi-engorged cock. See: Semi Lob on

I get a lazy lob just thinking about her.

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lazy friending

when someone keeps showing up in your news feed on facebook and you eventually friend them because you're too lazy to click the x button.

who the hell is sarah johnson? whatevs im just lazy friending her

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