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Ask your crush to marry you

On december 23rd you need to ask your crush to marry you if they say no thats ok

“Man i have no one to be with “ wait its December 23rd” So. you need to ask your crush to marry you.

by B3au December 21, 2020


Marry your daughter type of guy

A marry your daughter type of guy is the type of guy who handles situations well. He treats women with respect, doesn’t belittle them, and never loses his “cool” with them. Even in the toughest of situations, he keeps things together, never stepping out of line, always showing the upmost respect to your daughter, and leaving things on a good note.

“He’s such a marry your daughter type of guy. Even when they have a disagreement, he never yells or loses his temper.”

by mydtog January 1, 2023


Fuck marry kill Russian roulette

When two people randomly load a revolver with two bullets, two blanks, and leave two chambers empty. One person randomly spins the cylinder and fires at the other. If it clicks, they fuck. If it’s a blank, they marry. If it fires…

“I had to leave her she kept insisting that we play fuck marry kill Russian roulette

“Damn that’s psycho. Glad you got outta that”

by cougarpuzzlebox August 6, 2023


marry had a little lamb

A great rock song with amazing guitar solos

Man this song is just like marry had a little lamb

by Jajajaju April 28, 2016

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fighting like an old married couple

Skeppy and Badboyhalo in every video.

They were fighting like an old married couple.

by frogelmo October 7, 2020

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CHAEYOUNG-AH WILL YOU MARRY ME

i hope jihyo and chaeyoung marry soon

채영-아 결혼해줄래?
#chaehyo4eva

Jihyo: 채영-아 결혼해줄래? (chaeyoung-ah will you marry me?)
Chaeyoung: ew no

by taecupful July 10, 2020

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I think I wanna marry you

A nicer way of telling someone " please don't reject my ideas, I think I know what I am doing"

Boy: jenn I think I wanna marry you.

Girl: John, lol, lets date first, then we'll figure out if we'll get married.

by Sexydimma May 26, 2017

13👍 5👎