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Burping in a face mask. Similar to a Dutch Oven, however instead of farting and trapping it in a blanket you burp and it’s trapped in a face mask
Ah no! I’ve Dutch microwaved myself again!
slang. phrase meaning you are going to beat your meat
Yeah, Hooman said he was microwaving grapes and he hasn't been back in an hour
when your microwave has been repossessed by you bitch landlord so in order to heat your dollar tree lean cuisine you take a hot shit on top the plastic coating
the cincinnati microwave is the preferred way to prepare food in certain circles
A microwave used solely for heating up ones drugs, alcohols, lubes and/or sex toys.
Hey break out the party microwave I've had a rough day!
When your microwave is strait fire
Michelle: Ayy Barack hows that popcorn coming along?
Barack: *checks obama microwave*
Barack: It's lit
Macro-Microwaving is the act of entering an excessive amount of time to cook something in the microwave but standing by to remove the item when it is finished cooking.
Person 1 in work break room waiting to use microwave: "Whoa, 20 minutes for a bowl of soup?"
Person 2 in work break room trying to use microwave: "Relax, I'm macro-microwaving."
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A sexual where one partner is laying face down on the floor, or a bed, and the other repeatedly stuffs the partners anus with electric hand warmers, until no more can fit.
Hey Roger, I was thinking we could do the Canadian microwave tonight.
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