cabbage moth

noun. 1. a trades-person or consultant known to leave worksite equipment in a worse state than when they arrived, yet get paid for the privilege. So called because, "They go from plant to plant fuckin' em."

Builder: "Who's that in the hi-vis with the clipboard?"
Sparkie: "Some cabbage moth."
Plumber: "Aaah shit."

Moth-ed

to be attacked by a winged insect know as a moth. the moths' preferred choice of attack will always be ambush. However, there are two different types of ambush attacks that the moths practice, the quick attack, or the drawn out attack. Quick attacks are when a moth hits the face or other body part of a person and then retreats. Long drawn out attacks are the same as the moths' quick attack method, but repeated multiple times and are not always an isolated attack on one body part.

I hate sitting outside at night because I am always the first person to be moth-ed!

moth man

The man my sister invited to have sex with her.... he’s hot AF but not as hot as daddy nature

Omg it’s moth man!

Moth man

An all powerful being to is moth and rules the asexuals and the trans community. He’s ALWAYS there when a bad thing happens

Jake from state farms: “when that bridge collapsed I saw moth man, he SAVED ME!”
Becky Beth: “oh wow, isn’t he the ruler of all asexuals and the trans community?”
Jake from state farms: “yeah, they even made a statue for him”

Chiara Moths

Chiara Moths is the female word for "orbiter"

-Ugh!!! Sara Antonangeli look at this bitch!! she always likes my bf's posts! such a chiara moths UGH

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Big Moth

Rather than abbreviating Timothy as Tim or Timmy go to using Moth or Big moth

Big moth turned 40 this weekend. Everyone was there on the island

Moth Dick

When you get some type of foundation or makeup on your dick after a woman blows you.

That hoe Tiffany gave me Moth dick and I got it on my new designer jeans, I’m fucking pissed!