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Must have been a computer-glitch

A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.

If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.

by QuacksO March 2, 2023


All Pigs Must Die

All pigs must die
This ain't August '69
All pigs must die
Seven on seven, sieg heil sublime

Their trotters are in the mud
They're better off with the Son of God
They had no idea
Not even close, not even near

All pigs must die
This ain't August '69
All pigs must die
Seven on seven, sieg heil sublime

All pigs must die
This is August '99
All pigs must die
Their stolen riches are really mine

Cover their faces in blood
They're better off with the Son of God

All pigs must die
This is August '99
All pigs must die
The law of the claw will make them mine

All pigs must die
That was August '99
All pigs must die
Their stolen riches are truly mine

by Death Menace July 8, 2023


Must Duster

Similar to a Crop Duster, but different in that a Must Duster always leaves behind a musty smell, like old mold, or like a dusty gust of penicillin spores fresh off an expired loaf of bread, but instead out of the Must Duster's rear.

Our office Must Duster walked by and sprinkled us with her moldy dust, thus creating a psynchronized nose covering to block out the spores of her un-welcomed scent.

by siamese6 August 15, 2007


Mommy must murder

A Friday night funkin character THAT IS SO FUCKING HOT EVEN IF SHE IS A FUCKING DEMON. Her songs are easy to be honest like MILF and Satin Panties.

Kid 1: Hey did you play fnf week 4
Kid 2: yeah why?
Kid 1: mommy must murder is so fucking hot
Kid 2: ok

by Xopkm April 24, 2021


MUST DIE!

An awesome and funny as fuck DJ and Producer. Also the rat lord

Person 1: Yo did you go to that MUST DIE! show last week?
Person 2: Yes it was absolutely awesome and energetic as fuck

by violetisawake November 25, 2021


Must make it may!

Firth month of Sigma year. Month where you begin to question if it is even worth the pain and suffering. You must resist your primal urge to jack off and face your deepest darks to make it through. Stand strong soldier!

Mike:"James said he must make it this month, I think he meant Must make it may!"

by chorbet November 15, 2022


hot must

when you have musty features (such as looking like you haven't showered in 5 days), but it is overpowered by your level of hotness.

daaaaamnnnn *aggressively brushes teeth* that senior from our school is so hot must

by dickcheeselover30 November 30, 2021