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Metropolis; the biggest city in the United States and one of the biggest cities in the world. The financial and economic capital of the United States and the Western Hemisphere. Like any other city, whether its visible on the surface or not, there's crime, poverty and excess in New York City, alongside some of the wealthiest people in the world. It differs from other cities in the US in that the cityscape is more of a contiguous metropolis than Los Angeles, Boston or Chicago. Residents are (surprise surpise) very proud of their city; they have a reputation for being rude, arrogant and boisterous but it is a stereotype that doesn't hold true in every circumstance.
New Yorker: Yeah NYC is the greatest city in the entire fuckin' world and dont you fuggetit
Me: Yeah I was in New York City in 2003 and I was flying out of Newark and the sky above NYC was green
New Yorker: Yeah but its a real city
Me: K, whatever
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A devious hypothetical that requires a man to pick between performing the actions of One Guy One Screwdriver or having their balls jumped on 10 times, shot with a paintball gun 10 times, and tazed 3 times all while on camera
I was trying to sleep but my homie rolled over and gave me the New York Hypothetical and completely ruined my night
A New York pour is an unmeasured alcohol pour,
characterized by audible, prolonged, glugging
sounds
as the liquor pours plentifully from the bottle.
Alright, that sounds like a New York Pour, I like this bartender.
This bartender must be from New York, did you hear that pour?
A dubious sales technique where an apparent reduction in an unrealistically elevated price is offered to the naive by fast-talking sales people. The method is practiced irrespective of the product, service, industry, local, or legality.
The sales manager was going to chew out the salesman for discounting the price so heavily until he realized that the customer had only been given a New York discount and the final price was still 10% higher than retail.
The act of vomiting.
Did you hear Jim holler New York last night? That's what he gets for mixing Bacardi and Wild Turkey!
New York City, NY, United States of America
The Empire State Building is in new york shitty.
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the sexual act of a male defecating into his female partner's vagina.
Because Eric didn't feel right about taking a dump into a woman's cooter, the thought of a New York Burrito did not appeal to him.
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