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When 10 people put their fists together to form a giant 2 foot diameter fist then cock knock unsuspecting people
When bob stepped opened the door to the classroom he got a chinese new year!!!
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A previous year's New Year's resolution that went unachieved, and has thus been added to this year's list of resolutions.
Guy #1: Looks like you never did lose that 20 lbs you said you were going to lose last year.
Guy #2: Yeah, I'll have to make that one of my New Year's re-resolutions.
When a girl saves up 12 used tampons and then throws them all out the window and screams, "Celebration!"
It must've been a chinese new year the other day because my hair was all bloody..
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The day before the real new years eve...Dec 30
Yo bro i woke up new years eve eve with a hangover thinking i had to party again tonight.
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The first day of 2021. And the first day of us being out of the shit year we know as 2020.
At 12am, on New Years Day 2021, God will put a message into the sky that says "Tutorial Completed. Proceed To Game?"
Have a Happy New Year!
A Late New Years Kiss is when you kiss someone that you would’ve kissed if you were with them on New Years Eve. The kiss must be within 1 week of New Year’s Eve in order to make up for not kissing them on New Years Eve.
Since I wasn’t with you on New Years Eve I’ll give you a late new years kiss to make up for it.
The day before the day before the new year.
Are you going to the New Year's Eve Eve party?
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