New Year's Re-resolution

A previous year's New Year's resolution that went unachieved, and has thus been added to this year's list of resolutions.

Guy #1: Looks like you never did lose that 20 lbs you said you were going to lose last year.

Guy #2: Yeah, I'll have to make that one of my New Year's re-resolutions.

New Year's Weave

The style of automobile operation that results from intoxication after attending a New Year's Eve party.

"Did you hear about what happened to Paul on the way home last night? He got pulled over for DUI - I think his New Year's Weave gave him away."

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