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goof job

a handjob with your toes; goof because its goofy and tickles ya toesss

joe- this one bitch with a big forehead gave me a goof job one time.. it was kinda great
timmy- thats sick broski! high five!

by #broskis December 18, 2018

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Goof Daks

The personification of having Goof (see Goof no 37.) in your undies (Daks) at any given point during a working day. Someone who is prone to 'Goofing' frequently is otherwise known as a "Goof Daks"

Josh was painting a joint the other day and he stunk to high heaven. Who? Old Goof Daks! Oh Goof Daks - he's a mad c*nt.

by JimmytheC December 14, 2010

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goof tax

- To put a price an item for an idiot.

- Idiot tax

Im gonna goof tax you on this if you wreck my shit!

by Jessica7191 February 24, 2018

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goof-chique

Colloquial term used to describe one who is geeky but not nerdy or dorky. Typified as one who paints model cars and used to read horrible historys and is, at a young age, a fan of murder mysteries

Only goof-chique kids spend all day reading horrible history books and watching murder mysteries at your age

Look, a goof-chique kid painting model cars for fun

by DeShaun Blud! November 24, 2006

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goof balls

a situation,event or an object that may have contributed to bizzare behaviour exibited by others.

If a gentleman were to tear a newspaper up into hundreds of pieces and then proceed to eat them, it may be because he is 'whacked out on goof balls'.

Of course, he may just be a mentalist but that's another story

by Matty Boy October 7, 2004

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goof monster

"Goof monster" is a term set aside for only the lonleyest, dumbest, most annoying, most retarded person you can think of. Everyone has their own "goof monster" in their life. It could be your boss. It could be your cousin. It could be your great aunt Hilda. It doesn't matter. There's ALWAYS one there. You can easily identify a "goof monster" in a group of people, because they will be the one alone, away from the group of people. If you find yourself in a situation where you might consider yourself a "goof monster", please, do everyone a favor, and go die, because NOBODY likes "goof monsters." The term "goof monster" does NOT describe someone who is goofy, but someone who is simply retarded. This world is crawling with "goof monsters", so watch out!

Oh my god, you goof monster!!! Get away from me, you don't have any friends for a reason!

by marylovesmusic21 December 3, 2006

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King Goof

1) Someone who acts or shows similarities to Thomas Kader.
2) Never a serious moment. Extreme goofiness.

Wow, that Kader character is a real King Goof, Maybe even the King himself!

by Omar's aquarium May 6, 2010

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