wrote the note

When an action you intended as helpful totally blows up in your face, and ruins the friendship you had with the person you were trying to help

Bill: Dude, you really wrote the note on that one

Craig: I was only trying to help!

sharp note

A sharp note is a note which has a "half" quality to it: Its pitch sounds incorrect to the key but sounds good to the human at the same time.

Ok, now that's definitely a sharp note in this song.

High-note

Noun. Slang. It’s a stoner singing. The high part is the stoner after smoking weed.

That stoner singing sucks! Yeah that’s why it’s called a High-note!

crib notes

Notes written on the hand, arm, or leg to assist in cheating on quizzes and exams.

I couldn't remember the formula so I made a crib note on my left forearm.

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spark noting

the act of reading spark notes on a book for class instead of actually reading the book. usually done the night before a test or when the book should have been read by.

Guy: What are you up to?
Girl: Just spark noting that stupid book for english.
Guy: The boring one about Africa?
Girl: Yeah the test is tomorrow.

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dick notes

Notes over ones fully erect penis, containing the history of penis use and entire past sexual partners. Can be compared to carfax for dicks.

Sally: have you asked for the dick notes?
Amanda: dick notes?
Sally: yeah, it's like a history of his penis

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post-it note

A racial slur for Asians due to the similar yellow color of the post-it note and the "yellow" skin color of Asians.

Person walks into a Chinese Restaurant: Where is everyone tonight? This place is usually swarming with Post-It Notes.

Office Manager Displeased with Japanese Businessmen in his workplace: I don't care! Just get those damn Post-It Notes out of my office!

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