wrote the note

When an action you intended as helpful totally blows up in your face, and ruins the friendship you had with the person you were trying to help

Bill: Dude, you really wrote the note on that one

Craig: I was only trying to help!

triple tap

The action performed by a man befor ehe leaves his place of residence. One tap to verify his keys are in his pocket, the second to check for cell phone, and the third to ensure his wallet is in his back pocket. With these three essential items, a man is ready to overcome any situation.

John: Hey man let's go
Mike: One sec gotta triple tap, *tap* keys, *tap* phone, *tap* and wallet, aight let's go.

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