boner loaf

One that is so gay, they are not just a slice, but the whole loaf of boner.

Biff: Ryan was running around in gym class naked again.

Todd: What a fucking boner loaf.

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loaf-pinching

verb: taking a crap

Hey man, where's the john, i gotta pinch a loaf?

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Donut Loaf

Baked shit in a roll, with dried cum on it.

Jennifer-"I hate that kid."
Jessica-"Give him a donut loaf"
Jennifer" I sure will"

cash loaf

(n.) A stack or roll of paper money, usually used to flaunt one's wealth. While a cash loaf can consist of any number of any denomination of bills, twenty or more $20 USD bills are most often used.

Look, that guy's flashing his cash loaf again.

ox loaf

An extremely large stool.

"I'll catch up with you guys later, I have to drop this ox loaf first"

"Somebody just left an ox loaf in the men's washroom"

getting that loaf

To earn money or to secure the bag

I been getting that loaf homie

Baking a loaf

The need to take a shit.

C'mon, let's go.

Give me five. I need the bog. I'm really baking a loaf right now.