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not today you turd

A saying you say to someone you really really hate.

"Not today you turd, lol."

by That_one_weabo April 9, 2018


snacktime comes early today boys

something you say right before you and some buddies are about to hunt some dragons or kill a large group of zombies

Jake: Oh shit...we're done for.

Sabre Jackson: Snacktime comes early today boys.

Jake: Okay...let's do this.

by echo 9 May 2, 2007

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I'm feeling sunny today

Ok so this word cand have two separate meanings
1. Your feeling very bright and bubbly much like the sun
2. You wanna jump off a hospital building as my time by bo en plays in the background/hj

Person 1:I'm feeling sunny today
Person 2:oh are you ok?????

by KEI RLLY LIKES OMORI October 18, 2023


Today's sponsor is...

A phrase a youtuber uses to introduce a sponsor, interchangeable with: "but first, a word from our sponsor" or a sneaky segue.

Educational Youtuber: "Today's sponsor is... CuriosityStream!"

by robotlithuania August 3, 2024


not today dog

a synonym for "no" or "later"

A: hey wanna smoke some weed?
B: Not today dog

by TokenIranian December 12, 2015


have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?

have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?

have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?

well im really impressed

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by DarkStorm4600 August 22, 2023


not today

Being tired, do not feel desire, being done, being free.

A : Come on !
B : Not today...

A : Please...
B : I'm free to say "Not today..."

by polivebrsk January 23, 2017