not today you turd

A saying you say to someone you really really hate.

"Not today you turd, lol."

not today turd

Said to some who is an idiot, plz, plz say to someone I wanna hear this on the streets.

"You know what, not today turd!"

Kill Bill

The act of fucking someone who is or is pretending to be in a coma

"honey, I'm tired can you just kill Bill me tonight?"

Toast Potato

Someone who identifies with a piece of toast and doesnt want to be a couch potato. (My girlfriend)

"Baby you're such a toast potato."