only fax no printer

A longer way of saying facts or fax. It is used when you agree with something, or it is undeniably true.

A: Beyoncé should have beat Adele at the Grammys.
B: Only fax no printer!

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One Night Only

A total LTA currently consisting of the babe George Craig and the lofty lads Mark "Mittens" Hayton, Jack Sails, James Craig and Daniel "Pob" Parkin.

They hail from the grand land of Yorkshire and are very nice to vibe to.

Lad 1: One Night Only are having a concert soon. Should I go?
Lad 2: Go@.
Lad 1: Do you want to join us feeling the vibes?
Lad 2: Yhos mate.
Lad 1: LYB.
Lad 2: WAB.

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It‘s only smellz

When the shit on your dick is not actually shit, but only smellz, therefore safe to put in someones mouth.

Popularized by a porno with heavy eastern european linguistic influence.

It‘s only smellz it‘s nothing... it‘s only the smell

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One Night Only

A "One Night Only" is a term for someone, usually a female, who agrees to perform in a strip club for "one night only". This usually indicates this will not be a regular occurrence, but sometimes it can be.

I just got my hair done and I feel sexy, I'm thinking about doing a one night only.

abstinence only education

A rather counterproductive form of sex education that is supported by the evangelical movement.

Abstinence only education is a bit like "just hold it" potty training. -Roy Zimmerman

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power moves only

Something you say when someone says or does something so bold that all you can do is respect it, no matter how outrageous it may be

Caleb: Yo I’m tripping on acid rn and this girl wants to fuck me. I’m gonna have her fuck me while I wear a VR headset.
Matt: POWER MOVES ONLY

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The Only Way is Essex

Satan's creation of a TV Show.

Essex Girl: Hey! Have you seen ''The Only Way is Essex''? It's totallay funnay.

Some other guy not from Essex: Nope.

*Essex Girl shows the guy one of the episodes, he was never heard of again*

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