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a sexy ass bird with stylish fur, very fast and doesn't like emu's since they mock ostriches
ostriches like to play, eat, run, and ignore emu's.
some emu's are nice to ostriches.
woah that ostrich bird just smacked those wannabe Nazis!
The Sticky Ostrich is a sexual performance that requires a beach, and a wicked sense of humor. First steps for a "sticky ostrich", you must make a sand castle that requires enough sand to make a hole,( this step is to not arouse suspicions from one's partner). Once the hole is a well sized for partners head proceed with any chosen style of intercourse. Apon the time of climax is about to be achieved ask said partner to get on their knees to receive your seed. If everything is in order you should now be able to coat your lovers face in your warm ejaculate and forcefully shove their head into the pre-dug hole, and thus completing the "Sticky Ostrich".
(Bro#1)"Hey bro, Sandra looked pretty pissed, and her face was covered in sand." (Brosep,numero dose)"Hell yeah bruh!, I just gave her the Sticky Ostrich!" (Original Bromegõ) "OHHH Nice!, I knew something was up when I saw that dope sand castle over there!"
Mention "ostrich shrine" to ur crush and they will literally fall in love with you.. like no joke.
Brittany: I love you Jacob
Jacob: EWWW! What you look like a fish out of the water. TIFFANY IS HOTTER!
Brittany: You know I have Ostrich Shrine!
Jacob: Omg Brittany forget what I said, UR HOT! Wanna Date?
Brittany: OMG YEAH TOTALLY JACOB! ANYTHING FOR YOU BABE!!!!!!!!
Ejaculating during an OTPHJ
"Did you hangout with Sally last night?"
"Yeah, she flooded my ostrich before we made it home."
A Brown Ostrich is the act of a male tucking his penis backwards under his legs towards his butthole and sticking the head of his member into his butthole. It is like an ostrich sticking its head in the sand.
"What babe? You dont want to do anal? Fine, I will just brown ostrich myself."
Full on ostrich is where you drop everything you have in your hands because you are startled, and then continue to bend over and slam your head into the ground out of fear. Generally this happens when getting nagged, annoying parents, teachers, or tryhard classfellows that try at anything to seem impressive. Going full on ostrich is an excellent defense maneuver to elude these assholes. Its the only way to secure immunity to douche-fucks who want to ruin your day with their streams of annoying diarrhea from their mouth. If you have any close friends who have issues with chodes in their life encourage them to try and go full on ostrich, it saves lives.
Jake: Yo brah, Todd's gf was totally Vcarding his ass.
Paul: Yeah bro, I heard Todd dropped all he was doing and went full on ostrich to escape the vCarding he was about to receive in his ass, what a smart ass bro, bro.
when the alarm goes off, it’s ostrich time.
hey is it ostrich time yet?
nope, my ostrich alarm clock hasn’t gone off yet.