When boredom gets butthurt over wowmod.
This is proof of the ostrichizing hat occurred.
A nickname given to someone who is so oustandingly weird that they are alpha.
"woah, did you see thay guy over there."
"yea, thats brobdingnagian ostrich. he is the fucking alpha, dont mess with him."
Getting your grandpa to put his beer down and come to the table for thanksgiving.
"Who's ostrich taming tonight"
"Not me"
Ejaculating during an OTPHJ
"Did you hangout with Sally last night?"
"Yeah, she flooded my ostrich before we made it home."
A Brown Ostrich is the act of a male tucking his penis backwards under his legs towards his butthole and sticking the head of his member into his butthole. It is like an ostrich sticking its head in the sand.
"What babe? You dont want to do anal? Fine, I will just brown ostrich myself."
Emus and Ostriches have the best friendship and make so many good memories
Emus & Ostriches are so cute
A decrease in a research study participant's baseline Reaction Time (RT) and increase in general cognitive processing speed and capacity that is due to the participant's engagement and practice in video gaming.
The decrease in population level mean RT as compared to 50 years ago may be due in part to the Ostrich Decrement!