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Chode paste

Can be either smegma (the crust on yer balls after sex) or jizz.

I got a serious case of chode paste after banging that chick.

by Lexicon Devil February 17, 2008

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past future

The past future is a time where there are dinosaurs with robot arms.

Ex: What is the past future?

by Doodlerzs August 17, 2014

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Fun Paste

Cum more particularly from male's ejaculation.

Guy: I love it when my girl swallows my fun paste.

by adiens September 3, 2011

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Cock Paste

The creamy white substance that is spewed from a males engorged throbbing phallus once ultimate pleasure has been arrived upon due to oral stimulation.

Man 1-"Wow, dude your teeth look absolutely amazing! What is your secret?"

Man 2-" I always make sure to brush my teeth at least twice a day with my boyfriends Cock Paste!"

by Ariesian September 12, 2013

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Pussy Paste

The act of affixing the two clitoral flaps with the use of an adhesive. Once the pussy is pasted, the male participant vigorously attempts to rupture the bonded pussy until success is achieved.
N.B: lube is not permitted

Steven: Please baby, let me have you
Georgia: I want you to earn it babe, go get the glue, its pussy paste time!

by BALL.VAC December 2, 2016

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copy paste

To rip something off the internet and publish as your own

I copy pasted my homework from Wikipedia.

by pipedreamer August 23, 2007

15๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


kangaroo paste

The adhesive formed after a male masterbates lying on his back and falls asleep before cleaning up, and wakes up with his penis stuck to his stomach.

After a good whack and nap I almost pulled the skin off the head of my penis when I went to take a piss because of all the kangaroo paste.

by twbsucksmyrod November 20, 2010

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