pen porn

Gratuitous photos of fountain pens, gel pens, rollerball pens and ballpoint pens posted online simply for the gratification of collectors and pen fanatics.

Did you see that bunch of vintage Sheaffers on that guy's site?

Hell yeah, it was total pen porn.

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Oil pen

A gift from god. Perfect for getting high discreetly. Works well for getting high at school and gets you fucked up.

Stoner: yo I just ripped my oil 5 times and now I can’t breathe properly

Friend: yo what the fuck we’re IN CLASS stop hitting your oil pen

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pig pen

1) A city known for heavy police activity.
2) A cop station
3) Denny's

Eagan is a fucking pig pen.
A car just left the pig pen.
Shit, Im not eating at a pig pen

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pen slut

Someone who is obsessed with fancy writing implements and typically uses a different strange pen every day or even every hour.
You can often tell a pen slut by looking at his/her desk: if there are more than 20 Pilot Hi-Precisions, PhD retractables, Marvy Sparklers, and/or fancy souvenir pens, that's a sign. Also, if you ask a pen slut to borrow a pen, he/she will likely rummage around for a Bic ballpoint rather than allow you to use a masterpiece such as his/her Y&C Gell Extreme 0.7 with teal ink.

I am a pen slut; on my desk at work, I have three five-compartment pencil cups that hold a total of 84 pens. My favorites are the Marvy Gel Excels and the San Fran one with the moving cable car in the barrel. No you CANNOT borrow them.

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Pimpin Pen

To Pimp pens means that you are writing something.when this term is used it usually means someone is writing raps

I'm working on a album.I'm gonnaa go and start to pimpin pen

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Pen Monster

An invisible pen monster that steals all your office pens and then hands them out to other people round the office to chew on.

When you are on the phone and can't find your prized pen because the pen monster has eaten it.

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vibrating pen

a pen that vibrates
generally advertises phrases such as:

Discovery Channel
"discover your world"

or more commonly known

TRY ME!

BarbAnn: guess what im doing right now with my pen

Mo De Marfo: oh dear. pleasing your toe?

BarbAnn: OMFG YOU ARE CRAZILY IN TUNE WITH MY BEING! BECAUSE THATS WHAT IM DOING!

-or-

Bingoboo: You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel.

Checincugra: -looks at discovery channel vibrating pen- So thats what they mean..

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