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A condition where one is so fucking obsessed with making comments and/or jokes relating to size of their friends penis (which they've never actually seen) until all they can think of is creating new jokes and staying up late at night on Urban Dictionary to create new jokes relating to that friends penis. Currently a cure has not been found, but rumor has it a good dose of maturity might be the trick
Kyle: Dude, why does Aki always talk about DJ's dick all the time?
Brandon: Hmm, I don't know. Probably external penile fixation...or he's gay. either way it's fucking weird.
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Employer of all Malemen, who seeks to deliver males to other men worldwide.
Roberto- Hey, Jimmy, I wanna work for the United Penile Service and become a maleman
Jimmy- Wait, doesn't that mean you'll deliver men to other guys?!
Roberto- Yes, it most certainly does
Jimmy- Then I must be your first customer!
Roberto- Thank you sweety, let me give you an orguysm
Jimmy- yay i get to be your buttstove
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when your boss is transferred to another department, and the replacement is some hack you used to have seniority over, hence making your job a living hell.
i ca'nt believe they made that choad eater my boss. he does'nt know his head from a hole in the ground. i sure as hell wo'nt listen to that inter departmental penile implant. what a bunch of cocksmunch's!
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A penis that has a short attention span that deflates before business is fully conducted.
When asked for an explanation from his wife as to why he didn't complete the sex act, the husband replied "I've been diagnosed with penile attention deficit disorder (PADD)."
when you are working/doing something and someone walks up to you with hard wood. Then you turn and are astounded by the massive wang so you can't go back to work.
while working on my test my teacher, John Madden, stuck out his massive wand and caused me to be in the event of penile distraction.
When a man with a little dick refuses to accept the reality that his dick is not large
Man: “girl Imma make you scream tonight”
Woman (or Man if he so chooses): “Boy?!? With that little thing.... you must have Penile Denial”