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While you titfuck your girl you are sitting on her face and she licks your ass
I’d like to show her the Pennsylvania Grand Canyon
When a straw is insetered into the anus of a person who was just cream pied, and then they sneeze to get maxium force so the seamen travels through the tube and proceeds to hit the guy who did it.
Jeremy: Bro did she let you do anal
James: yea but she gave me a pennsylvania thank you when I wasn't looking
When a guy is having sex with a girl doggy style and puts an ashtray on her back.
Jack was bored with Nicole so he decided to take a Pennsylvania smoke break.
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to stick your penis into a girls chocolate starfish pull out, stick it into her vagina, pull out stick it in her mouth, and then do that until you finish into her belly button and then smacking your scrotum on her cheeks of her face while oinking like a piggy.
Patrick pennsylvania pork pied my mom so crazy last night i thought they were wrestling a wilbur the pig in there.
"Yo bull, i pennsylvania pork pied my girl for 5 hours last night, then after I did it once she kept wanting to do it more"
"word"
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One of the scummiest poorest areas of pennsylvania where the low class peeps live. Usually you will find white trash living on foodstamps, nascar junkies, fourwheelers and people who buy their clothes from wal-mart.
Damn those folk that be livin in glen lyon pa are sad.
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The act of jamming a females birth control down her throat while the man pushes it down with his penis
My girl didn't wanna take her birth control so I gave her the old Pennsylvania Pill Pusher.
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A township in Delco which is outside of Philadelphia. It is by far the most lopsided town in the entire state. In Newton, you are either one rich motherfucker living North of West Chester Pike, or you are a middle-class, blue collar family living South of it. If you grew up in this town, you either went to Saint Anastasia, or Paxon, and then Marple Newton High. Some people in this town are actually insane. No joke, we have had out run-ins with hostage situations. We love our culture. Everyone here is an Irish or Italian Catholic Republican. We take our CYO sports way to serious. If you want to find the best Newtown Square citizens, stop by your local Wawa, head to Nell, or go to the nighborhoods near Media Line Road.
Stop by, well love you or hate you!
Pete: I live in Newtown Square, Pennsylvania
John: I live in Brromall, Pennsylvania
Pete: Fuck off
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