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When you use glitter for something, and it gets everywhere, no matter what steps you take to prevent it from ending up everywhere.
1st Person: There's glitter in your bed.
2nd Person: Yep.
1st Person: And in your hair. And on all your books.
2nd Person. Yep.
1st Person: What the hell?
2nd Person: Glitter poisoning.
1st Person: Ah.
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cody and dustin were fucking until they know later on codie sucked the testicular poison out of him.
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1. venereal disease
2. a woman with venereal disease
1. I gotta go see the doctor, I dipped my shit in some poison ivy last weekend.
2. Stay away from Pam - she's poison ivy.
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An illness that usually lasts for 6-12 hours in which the victim uncontrollably farts, emitting a stench unbearable to everyone in the general area including the victim himself. Symptoms often include nausea, sore anus, diarrhea in the later stages, and irritability. Most farting is an enjoyable hobby but the Devil's poison is a sick curse you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy.
Morty: Dude what the hell man...it's funny when you let out normal farts but this just stinks.
Wausau Guy: There's nothing I can do about it man, I've got the devil's poison.
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The awful upset stomach and related symptoms caused by consuming too much SPAM meat within a short period of time.
I had to skip class that morning due to SPAM poisoning from too much SPAM in my SPAM & eggs breakfast.
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Nothin more than a synonym for a true-blue, bonafide lesbian.
J: "Yo man... lemme holla atcha girl son, she's mad cute."
B: "Nah, dude... she's man poison, you don't want that, trust me."
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When a woman pussywhips her boyfriend or husband to achieve what she wants and he foresakes his friends and manhood.
He was "pussy poisoned" and forgot who his friends are.
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