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When you stretch your ballsack skin out flat and taut and your flaccid penis rests upon it. An ideal serving suggestion for presenting your cock to your lover’s hungry mouth.
Rachel wanted to blow my knob so I gave her the pork hammock.
My roommate walked around the house doing the pork hammock.
I did a little pork hammock last night in the mirror. I was bored.
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A friends with benefits scenario, however this friend is extremely fat.
Joe- "Are those two friends with benefits"
Jake- "No, look at the fat one, they're pork pals"
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When someone steals a bunch of meat from someone’s house party, by sticking it down your pants, and no one notices.
Man, I was at this chicks party and caught her making out with her uncle, and some meat went missing...and that B ended up telling everyone I was straight up Pork Snatching.
When someone extremely small and scrawny has an enormous penis, or generally when someone has a much larger penis than expected.
Aaron never had much luck with the ladies. He was short (only about 5"3) and very skinny. One day the girls at his university dorm caught a glimpse of his secret pork. He got an STD within a week.
The act of fucking with a sun burnt penis or sun burnt vagina.
I spent the day at the beach and gave her the crispy pork for dinner.
I crispy porked those bitches at the nude beach.
A rake specifically designed to rake up pigs, living or dead.
"Humphrey! Dinner's ready!" "Just a sec, Cripplewoman! I have to pork rake the lawn!"
a thick flacid dong rife with veins set atop a couple o' hair covered taint knockers
Your mutha enjoys me pork log with er afternoon tea and crumpets...you bloody wanker