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1. The instagram account that all middle school atheists go to hoping that it will be some inspirational stuff, but soon realize its just funny posts thaf they wouldn't have understood if not for school. 2. The devil
1. @satan is like the best account I've ever seen!
2. Catholic man talking to his kids, "Go do your homework or you'll get to slack around forever in hell with Satan!"
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A character that is usually depicted as evil but really deep down is a sensitive person.
He’s also Suddam Hussein’s lover.
Satan: Do you remember when you first got here? We used to talk all night long. Until the sun came up... We would just lie in bed and TALK.
Suddam Hussein: That's because I wanted to fuck you, dumbass! Now hows aboot you get those pants down!
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the person that pisses you off the most and most often.
my sister is satan...
i am satan
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Dan Warlick is Satan
AKA Mulatto Dan
AKA Member of The Trifecta of Dans
Satan woke up this morning and said, "my liver hurt."
Satan sleeps with at least five japanese chicks at a time
"I've been fucked up for 98 of the past 100 days" -Satan
Satan is not the leader of the army of darkness bent on destroying the christian faith and retreaving the necromonicon...wait...that was actually Bruce Campbell's evil twin.
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like new zealanders are satanic for having sex with sheep.
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The one TRUE and REAL God! He deserves to be worshipped as such! Hail Satan!
Satan is Lord...All HAILL SATAN!
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