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The new official orwellian name for "monkeypox." The World Health Organization (WHO) changed/rename monkeypox over concerns from scientists that the name is "discriminatory and stigmatizing."
According to the WHO, men who have sex with men are the group at the highest risk of infection right now. {About 99% of cases are among men, and at least 95% of those patients are men who have sex with men.}
Gay Man 1: Eeeeeew, what are all those bumps and sores on your face? You need to see a doctor about that?
Gay Man 2: Naw, it's just Schlong Covid, I think I got from that orgie a few days back. It's also all over my butt and junk.
Gay Man 1: mmmh, I didn't know you like to ride it dirty? We should hang out sometime once your don't look like a walking disease factory.
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an ancient being whos legend is spread around the world he is mainly popular in the regions of mexico where the legend is told of the sex hero diago
in germany, schlong master is the one who comes at easter
oi! i got a schlong master egg!!!!!
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Chick that likes to do the horizontal bop, the tube snake boogie, lap dance and wieny goggle.
Yo that schlong dancer has got a tight little unit, watch her shake her money maker baby.
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A man who's sex is considered great, also has a penis on the larger scale as opposed to a smaller one.
-Am i a Schlong Slayer?
- A who??
- Do i have good dick? Is my sex good?
- Oh yes you are a Schlong Slayer!!
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smegma, or "dick cheese"
Man, that guy is ripe. I can smell his schlong cheddar all the way over here.
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Your penis length is whatever you want it to be until you measure it.
Thanks to Schrodinger's Schlong, Johnny's penis was a solid 11 inches.
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Another name for monkey pox, a disease mainly contracted by gay men participating in gay orgies and looks like a rash of genital warts all over your face and body
You know that dude Rick? He got the schlong covid when he was getting his butthole worked on by a bunch hairy bears over at the Manhole bathhouse in Chinatown.
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