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When you fart and you accidentally shit a little at the same time.
Dude, I have to fart... Shit, I just sharted man.
I have to shart.
I sharted on my brother.
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turds and farts spaced evenly out during a loose bowel movement
extremely funny for anyone close enough to hear it
i was pissing in the urinal and almost soaked my shoes when somebody taking a crap let loose with a solid minute of sharts!
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The act of waiting for your girlfriend to go to the bathroom so that you can fart, but in attempting to do so you shit yourself, yell at your girlfriend to get out of the bathroom and then throw your shitty underpants out of her window and take a shower (even if you just took one).
"I sharted this morning and had to throw out my favorite silk boxers."
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when you fart so hard that a little piece of shit comes out
oh no, i just sharted all over my undershorts
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when you shit and fart at the same time
jimmy sat down and thought he farted but he really sharted
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when u try to fart and a little shit comes out
Dude we gotta go i sharted, ??, tryed to fart and little shit came out
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when you fart and a mess happens
Tim laughed so hard that he sharted!
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