Shock Site

A site which typically contains a single image or a single video, created for the sole purpouse of shocking/scaring/making ill, its victim. People then send the site to their friends/enemies, then point and laugh as they vomit blood from their eyeballs.

A good example of a shock site would be: www.whatmannerof.com

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shock porn

Any and all porn that is used to shock and awe the shit out of your friends. Generally disgusting, gnarly and otherwise unsettling.

mudfall.com; scatpassion.com pinksock blue waffle are examples of shock porn

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Shock Collar

A term for neo-nazis, in reference to the stylized lightning bolt insignia of the infamous Waffen SS.

The Shock Collars are having another hate rally in a fly-over state.

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G-Shock

The timepiece that can stop time for whoever.(Brrrr, brrr)

Thuggin in my reebox, riding with a g-shock.

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cock shock

verb. The act of shocking someone unexpectedly with an image of a penis, typically one that is very large or a graphic scene depicting multiple cocks.

Types of cock shocks include: a. sending a link to an image of a cock with the recipient expecting a benign link, b. changing someone's wallpaper on their computer or phone screen to an image of a cock without them knowing it, or c. having an image of a cock on your computer screen as someone joins your screen for sharing.

John: Can you send me that link with the directions?
Bill: Sure. Here is the link.
John: Oh my god, that is disgusting!
Bill: Cock shock!!!

During the wedding, Tommy secretly changed the wallpaper of three people's phones to images of giant cocks, thus carrying out a cock shock trifecta.

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ferret shock

A state of extreme disorientation caused by an excessive number of choices or stimuli. Coined by Pete Abrams in the early years of the webcomic, Sluggy Freelance; specifically in reference to the character, Kiki, and her tendency to enter a catatonic state when faced with a large number of 'shiny' things.

When we went to the arcade Mike had a major case of ferret shock; we ended up having to drop him off at the book store.

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Shock and awe

Shock and awe

Let’s not

Like I guess I could write forever

Prefer not to

But it’s now a reflex

Defence mechanism

Like the shit thrown

Compelled

To throw it back

Artistically

Brutally beautifully

And just …

And now you know just what kind of kind your dealing with

Yep .. don’t go there

I get that this is a cleansing of outdated energies …

Maybe you do too now ..

Last warning …

Would prefer to shock and awe in my caring, protective naturally loving former self ..

He does actually still exist ….

Frozen in ice …

Lost in time ;)

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