brush shoot

When a man prematurely ejaculates as soon as his penis touches a woman's pubic hair.

That bitch was so hot that I couldn't help but brush shoot. Next time I will have a few drinks so I can actually ram my cock in her pussyhole before I blow my load.

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to shoot and scoot

a) to quickly install your missile/anti-aircraft/anti-tank launchers, fire into enemy territory, and then, just as quickly, remove your rocket launcher, way before the enemy has a chance to retaliate.

b) to shoot your load inside your girlfriend and then suddenly dump her when you find out she is carrying a bun in the oven, simply not pay child support.

c) get your mistress pregnant, then dump her, but still pay child support, and continue living with your wife

if you are going to shoot and scoot, do not underestimate your opponent, especially definition b), when your girlfriend can actually take you to court for child support or simply do you what Lorenna Bobbit did to her husband

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Shooting The Wall

When a parent, generally a Dad, tries to show off to your mates about how good he is at playing Black Ops. Having never played before, he spends the whole level unable to move about and "shooting the wall".

Teenager 1: Your Dad was well funny playing Black Ops, what a wasteman, he couldn't shoot or shank nothin man
Teenager 2: Yeah, he spent the whole game "shooting the wall" init blud...

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shooting the breeze

to begin talking, or bs'ing

we were just shooting the breeze while waiting for Alaric to get to the bar.

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shoot the bird

To present your middle finger to someone as an act of defiance.

MEATWAD: He's always messsing with me.
UHR: Shoot him the bird!
IGNIGNOKT: Yes, give him the finger.

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shoot hoop

To play basketball, particularly in a casual way

I like to shoot hoops after work.

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Shooting Pumpkins

v. Exhibiting an irrational hatred of Bill and Hillary Clinton. A reference to Indiana Congressman Dan Burton's attempts to prove the Clintons killed Vince Foster by shooting a pumpkin for "forensic evidence."

Edwards Supporter: Hillary wants to SELL YOUR CHILDREN TO WALMART.

Normal Dude: Man, that guy needs to chill out and stop shooting pumpkins.