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The hands of an extremely obese woman. i.e. for use of shoveling chips into ones mouth.
"Rosie belted Len to the floor with her chip shovels."
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When you pull out of a girls ass and you have shit caked on you foreskin, you are said to have a bad case of shovel dick. This is because your dick now looks like a shovel after you've been digging a whole with it.
Mark had shovel dick after a night out with his mother.
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The state or condition of being near death. Exhausted or completely worn out. Passed its useable life.
The doctor referred to his terminal patients as "shovel ready"
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A very ugly critter looks almost as it has been beaten in the face with a shovel continuously. Usually found terrorizing inncoent souls in her presence, resides in 629 horan hall. Do not attempt to make contact, it may seem harmless but the screech of its voice can make even the stongest man cry.
Sean:Hey Kara did you see that hidious girl yesterday?
Kara:Uhh yeah, she was a complete shovel face.
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The English translation for para la pinga....Meaning go to hell...or Fuck
The other day I stubbed my toe and screamed..agghh shovel dick.
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A penis with an unusually large spade shaped head.
Sasha could barely handle Kenley's menacing shovel cock.
Someone that looks like they got hit in the face wtih a shovel and their face went flat.
Damn that girl Misty has shovel syndrome