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When multiple sloths dick whip you in the face, and then pour hot soup on your crotch.
Dude, Jimmy is still in the hospital from getting Sloth Noodles
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A man who purchases prostitutes so that he may perform cunnilingus on them.
Chris, the spam-sloth, has an unquenchable hunger for the succulent taste of meat curtains.
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A sloth bear is a sloth-like bear which lives in southeast Asia. Slow moving and always pondering the secrets of the universe, sloth bear is often considered the greatest mind in the animal kingdom.
David and his friends were baked at a bonfire, when sloth bear appeared and explained to them everything they wanted to know.
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The act of holding a beverage without using your thumb. The resulting configuration of fingers closely resembles that of a sloths mitt.
Chris never uses his thumb to drink a beer. He rocks the sloth grip all night long.
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A dance where you move so slowly that you become sloth like. It goes like this 1. Move real slow 2. Grab onto the nearest tree. 3. Now you are doing the sloth
Lets go do the sloth at club YAK
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A sloth cake is a cup cake made with pretty much anything delicious in your cup boards. The most common form of a sloth cake is a basic cupcake with ground ginger, cloves, allspice, cinnamon, vanilla, agave nectar, loose leaf chai tea, almond extract, and rum. It tastes dank and can be topped with anything, most notably nutella and whipped cream.
The only rule when making sloth cakes is that one member of the group must do absolutely nothing during the making of the cupcakes, except for sitting around.
For my birthday party, we made sloth cakes and it was my idea to add marshmellows; when the marshmellows mixed with the tequila, there was slothy magic.
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Latin: Slothus Nathanus Johnus
A primordial being of unknown origins, usually sits in a corner on his own or tries unsuccessfully to fit in with others.
*David Attenbrough voice* And here we can observe the Slothus Nathanus Johnus, more commonly known as 'Sid the Sloth', trying to make a friend. Look at the way he slowly and carefully walks away after losing his nerve.
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