Buttflection

The mirror image of your butt created by the still water in the toilet. Aids in assuring you do not have any cliff hangers before you go to wipe.

I looked down at the buttflection and did not like what i saw. A massive pile o crap had yet to fall into the toilet.

Hair dick

A dick so small that it blows in the wind like a single strand of hair

Hey tom would you use your Hair dick again to reset my calculator? My pen is too big

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sloth grip

The act of holding a beverage without using your thumb. The resulting configuration of fingers closely resembles that of a sloths mitt.

Chris never uses his thumb to drink a beer. He rocks the sloth grip all night long.

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