spit and run

When a girl just sucks you off and goes her way without giving even a number or any info,leaving u with messed up emotions.More often than not it would be a swallow and run but that does not rhyme with hit and run and girls dont always swallow hence spit and run.

Guy 1) Those spit and run accidents leave so many emotional wrecks.

Guy 2 ) Straight up now tell me do u wanna love me forever or am I caught in a spit and run.

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spitting shit

speaking words and sentences that do not make sense. Usually while high on marijuana.

Dude your spitting shit i cant understand you.

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spit sisters

usually a friend and another friend (both female) that hooked up with the same guy.
but at different times.

girl you hooked up with him too!?
SPIT SISTERS!!!!!

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courtesy spit

when you spit on your on the other persons genitals, mouth or anus to provide lubrication

i gave her a courtesy spit her pounine wouldn't burn up.

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Umbilical Spit

A type of spit that usually occurs after being deyhydrated or after strenuous physical activity. The gum-like quality of the spit causes it to hang unceremoniously from your mouth in a long string of saliva, usually causing the victim to lean forward with their head away from their body and shaking erratically in an attempt to break the Umbilical Spit.

Friend: "John, why are you looking at the ground like that?
John: "I'm waiting out this massive umbilical spit"

Spitting zombie

An ejaculating penis.

Gladys was surprised by the immediate reaction of Warren’s spitting zombie since she barely touched it with her small, Deadpool-like hand.

authority spit

The act of having sex for so long that the woman's vagina becomes dry, so mid stroke the man launches a projectile spit on to her vagina to relube the hole.

My girlfriend and I had sex for so long that she started drying out, so mid stroke I launched an authority spit on to her box to lube it back up.