Gooch Split

During anal sex, the males penis is sometimes to big causing his partner's gooch to tear.Often requires stitches to heal.

Man I fucked the nitch so hard her gooch split!

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split-ass

A phrase used to describe a single, or group of minky.
- Taken from the well known geordie comedian Roy chubby Brown.
- Used to describe the wife/girlfriend.

1) Fukkin hell, chubbsy gets loadsa split-ass now he's a famous CUNT.
2) Is me tea on the table you SPLIT-ASS!?
3) Lets go down 2 the old folks home and get us sum easy split-ass!!!!!!
4) (crowd) YOU FAT BASTARD, YOU FAT BASTARD, YOU FAT BASTARD!...
(Chubbs) ***DANCES*** fUCK OFF!!!

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lets split

to leave or to bounce

lets split from this place

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Split Sex

Noun
Sex in which both the man and the woman are in a split. May be an awkward form of penetration at first, however, interestingly satisfying. Split sex can be performed more simply with man laying on back and woman does split over him entering his dick into her, but this is less satisfying for clear reasons. Experiment on your own to find your favorite way to both be in a split during intercourse. Split sex is for the horny trying to find out the many ways to do it. Caution: orgasms may occur quickly, split sex is a superior form of penetration. Excellence and perfection will come with practice.

We had insane split sex last night, and damn was it good.

I am ridiculous at split sex i really have no trouble finding men because they all want the crazy orgasm split sex can bring.

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Splitting Whiskers

Female urination.

Excuse me, I have to go split whiskers.

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hit and split

synonym for fuck and chuck.

Hey jonny are you still seeing that girl?
No, I hit and split.

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split-arse

a girl/of the female sex

i heard that split-arse take it up the tea-towel holder

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