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When you think the fruit or vegetable you're buying is ripe, but it only feels that way because other people have been squeezing it.
I ended up throwing out the mango I bought. I thought it would taste good, but it was only squeeze-ripe.
The act of sitting on someone’s lap and pooping between their legs while they are also pooping.
Things got real hot between the squeeze after those jalapeño poppers.
Squeezing or compacting of the male genitalia; another name for stupid and/or retard
Hey Garrett,you are a little peepee-squeeze for not getting one hundred percent on the math quiz
On November 5th anyone can squeeze anyone’s upper or inner thigh without permission.
I squeeze your thigh, you squeeze my thigh because it’s Thigh Squeeze day!
I went to the bathroom and started "squeezing a creamer"
“Oh shit Bro!...move...MOVE NOW!...where’s the bathroom? I gotta Squeeze Chili!”
When someone makes you uwu to the point you start screeching loudly in love
I just had the biggest heart squeeze when she replied uwu back to my uwu