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Swerving the curve

When a man takes moves his hands around a curvy-Kardashian like body to feel the pleasure of one’s presence.

When Sarah got home, all she could think about was her boyfriend swerving the curve on her all night long. ;)

Swerves House

The greatest GC on twitter

“Swerves house is a goated GC”
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Swerved

So high/drunk that you swerve in the car without trying(when you do it on purpose its swanggin...and when you got a sound system on its swangin and bangin, usually done while you tip toein the slab).

Me:man you alright player, you swervin a lil
Player: im doing real good, im swerved to the curb
Me: well ok then og but hand me that drank, i still got kids to make and some to keep safe....plus im thirstay!!!

Swerved

When your moms gay and no one likes you

Hey your swerved

Swerved

1. Failure to maintain lanes

2. Detour

3. Change of subject.

4. Distraction.

5. Losing your focus.

6. Keeping a low profile.

7. Choosing an alternate route

8. A comment coming out of nowhere.

9. Deer in the road or roadkill

10. When youre fucked up because you cant act straight

Guy: Damn baby I missed your fine ass.....

Girl: do you have my child support?

Guy: and on that note, swerved.

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Guy: whoa! Did you see that! I bout swerved! We almost just died!

Guy2: Dude. We been parked at a stop sign for the last 5 minutes.