Trunk telling Jokes

Refrenced to the "Knock Knock" jokes, When someone has there system up and its "knockin" on there trunk, thats when there trunk is tellin jokes.

D**n man, yo Trunk Telling Jokes!

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Tell about yourself

The phrase used in a girl’s dating profile if she lacks the ability to create a decent bio about herself.

McKeighlee’s dating profile contained no information about herself other than the phrase, “tell about yourself.”

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Tell her twice

When a woman may not have heard you the first time (or didn't listen) and you're forced to repeat yourself, often resulting in two black eyes.

So this bitch was acting up last night so I had to tell her twice

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what you tell?!

What you tell it's like :
"oh, really?"
or
"no, you are kidding me!"

it's an original phrase by me!

my friend : "Dude, she has really big boobs...you've never seen boobs like that!"
me : "What You Tell??!?!?!"

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tell me a joke

never say this to me. nevver!

"hey, diane, tell me a joke"
"you're just scared of my pharao moans"

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you're telling the story

A loose way of suggesting you are off topic with an assumption.

Hey, you're telling the story fuck face.

Tell me more

Another way of telling someone to "shut the fuck up" or to silence someone of stupid ideas or talk.

Mark: I honestly don't like animals.
Josh: Tell me more, asshole.

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